YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
I've been known to buy geekish things from time to time when I see something that's just cool beyond all coolness in a geeky way. I may just own a collection of bizarre items that are either related to computers or powered by them. I also love candles, incense and all things perfumed. AND THEN I SAW THIS.
If this isn't the ultimate in geek scentery I don't know what is. (Scentery is a word. It totally is.)