Another Instalment of Strange Search Results

Today's instalment of weird search features some unusual search string combinations.

How novel! ;)

First of all, the ones that make sense, since I blogged about something quite similar:

• paper shredder Darwin
• intruder panties sausage
• bagpipe funnies
  

There's a certain, um, satisfaction (?) in seeing those things come up. Or something. But then we have the ones that don't quite make so much sense, or reflect pretty badly on me, or both.

• I steal panties
• comet shakes Dubbo (serious? I didn't feel a thing)
• has a weird fascination with snow plows
• hamster in Kuwait
• urine smells like popcorn
• bailey cream on the plane
• boyfriend number 2
• boiled urine smell

Just WHAT were those people trying to find?

Do we actually want to know?

And who can forget our absolute regular?

• batt poop butt paste

But seriously. I had to end on a more serious note. Something you might not be aware of. Thanks to Google's Webmaster Tools, here's the news (don't forget you heard it first in Weird Search Blog):

• Elisa was arrested

~ Elisa

cross-posted from Weird Search Blog

Weird Search Results For Today

Ok, so it's not so much that the search results are weird, but the actual search terms people plug into Google.

I've blogged about this before, including the fact that on-and-off I am nabbing the #1 through to #4 search results for "jay leno egg beater guitar" and consistently have #1 and #2 for "religion nonspecific". But, here are some new entrants.

• offbeat travel (well... different)
• jay leno egg beater guitar google (ok, someone's trying to see if I'm telling the truth?)
• happy religion (joyful joyful - hot tip: avoid Scientology)
• fireys (perhaps related to a fire station burning down recently)

Now, none of those are particularly bizarre. But wait. There's more.

• sucky sucky long time
• scout facelift 2009
• dr elisa dumbest criminals

I don't think I've ever been called Doctor before.

And "bat poop butt paste" is still a winner for... some strange people... coming in with a #3 result.

I'm... proud?

~ Elisa

cross-posted from Weird Search

More Search Terms

A week ago I had a chuckle at the, um, interesting search terms that were leading people to my blog.

I spoke too soon.

Google's Webmaster Tools now advise me that some of the ways people get here are:

• Hilston NSW post number
• Dubbo NSW 2009 car crash
• Lisa Origliasso new boyfriend Reece
• challenge salt liquids
• his spinal injury
• Ellen DeGeneres
• marina house
• wet his pants

Some of them make me laugh, the rest make me just scratch my head in wonder. So far, nobody has arrived here by searching for Verdana font.

Yet.

~ Elisa

Reassuring or Disturbing?

Thanks to Google's Webmaster Tools, today I learned what people are searching for when they find this blog. Firstly I am reassured that the particular search at #4 does not currently show my site in the first age of results. The disturbing part was the actual phrase people used that landed them at my blog. (I think I now understand how Dawn feels when people land on her site via "bat poop" and "butt paste".)

Yes, dear readers, 14% of hits to this blog are from a web search for urine smells like sausage.

Um... I really have nothing to say to that.

~ Elisa