BIKE!!!!!!!!!!!

Kahvi's sister has given me her bike. Have I mentioned how cool Kahvi's family is? Anna, you're cool. I fully intend to trek all over Finland* now.

There is also Ilkka's bike but just now it is locked, and unless we can find the key it will be quite a challenge to attempt to use it.

Also, tonight I made a bean salad that was edible. It was, in fact, pretty damned good. chick peas+kidney beans+brown beans/navy beans+handful frozen peas+whole diced capsicum+small diced onion+half a diced sweet apple+punnet halved cherry tomatoes+dressing: dash oil+3 squirts lemon juice+herbal salt+pepper. Win.

* I may ride to the shops. Actually I jest, I will definitely use it. I totally want to hit Fida and shop my life away, and Fida is well outside walking distance.

Nonsense Words

from Weird Search blog

I'll admit it, I never actually expected to discover that people are finding me via nonsense words. I'm now the top search result for "protectrix cowpuncher quickthorn", but that's to be expected, since it was a Googlebomb experiment.

But "dfhla" - now that's another one altogether.

A closer look tells me that this came from a keyboard-mashing incident while I was testing my feed. Google indexed it in the sliver of window before I deleted the post. But hey, let's get into the more interesting shall we?

• perfume plane
• mrs peabody's beach (please note correct use of apostrophe)
• new zealand korean priest bike blog
• salt bubble shooter
• lady chatterfield ( ! ! ! )
• searches like chuck norris

Look. If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.

You do not search for Chuck Norris. He finds you.