30 April, 2009

I'VE GOT A NEW TOILET!

AND I'M EXCITED!

Look, if yours was as old, crappy, leaky and wasted water like mine did, then you'd be excited too.

The plumber came a day early to install it. He's coming back tomorrow to do the bath, shower and vanity unit. Right now, the three of us are having to "kangaroo squat" over the toilet to use it, since the cement isn't dry and we can't put weight on the bowl.

Because everyone likes a good quadricep workout. That should be an exercise program. Stronger muscles without exercise! Tone your legs without a workout! Act NOW and we'll send you the amazing Ultra Quad Kit for only $49.95 plus delivery!

And when the package arrives and you open it, it's a toilet bowl.