Showing posts with label funny searches. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny searches. Show all posts

25 January, 2009

But Wait, Here's More!

This might have to become a regular thing. As odd as the search terms were that people used to find this place, the ones for my other blog, Crazy Odd News, are far more... interesting.

Check these out.
  1. snotty sims (um... why?)
  2. snotty sims 2 (well, I suppose that you didn't find what you were looking for the first time. It'd suck to only get snot information that relates to the wrong version of the game.)
  3. sims 2 bug robbery break in (the robber needs a tissue?)
  4. grotty beats (he plays the drums after breaking in?)
  5. jay leno egg beater guitar (how these five words go together is beyond me. How they led someone to Crazy Odd I have no idea)
  6. sister caught brother wanking in his room (um... unfortunate...)
Still no searches for Verdana.

I'm a little relieved.

~ Elisa

17 January, 2009

More Search Terms

A week ago I had a chuckle at the, um, interesting search terms that were leading people to my blog.

I spoke too soon.

Google's Webmaster Tools now advise me that some of the ways people get here are:
  • Hilston NSW post number
  • Dubbo NSW 2009 car crash
  • Lisa Origliasso new boyfriend Reece
  • challenge salt liquids
  • his spinal injury
  • Ellen DeGeneres
  • marina house
  • wet his pants
Some of them make me laugh, the rest make me just scratch my head in wonder. So far, nobody has arrived here by searching for Verdana font.

Yet.


~ Elisa

10 January, 2009

Reassuring or Disturbing?

Thanks to Google's Webmaster Tools, today I learned what people are searching for when they find this blog. Firstly I am reassured that the particular search at #4 does not currently show my site in the first age of results. The disturbing part was the actual phrase people used that landed them at my blog. (I think I now understand how Dawn feels when people land on her site via "bat poop" and "butt paste".)

Yes, dear readers, 14% of hits to this blog are from a web search for urine smells like sausage.

Um... I really have nothing to say to that.

~ Elisa