Today's instalment of weird search features some unusual search string combinations.
How novel! ;)
First of all, the ones that make sense, since I blogged about something quite similar:- paper shredder Darwin
- intruder panties sausage
- bagpipe funnies
There's a certain, um, satisfaction (?) in seeing those things come up. Or something. But then we have the ones that don't quite make so much sense, or reflect pretty badly on me, or both.- I steal panties
- comet shakes Dubbo (serious? I didn't feel a thing)
- has a weird fascination with snow plows
- hamster in Kuwait
- urine smells like popcorn
- bailey cream on the plane
- boyfriend number 2
- boiled urine smell
Just WHAT were those people trying to find?
Do we actually want to know?
And who can forget our absolute regular?But seriously. I had to end on a more serious note. Something you might not be aware of. Thanks to Google's Webmaster Tools, here's the news (don't forget you heard it first in Weird Search Blog):~ Elisa
cross-posted from Weird Search Blog
I just found this stupidly funny. A guy has been arrested for playing the bagpipes because the music was "distressing". His bagpipes were seized as he was handcuffed and driven to a police station.The man, Shaun Cartwright, said, "It was a waste of everybody's time. People are prejudice(sic) against the bagpipes."So... he thinks that people only complained because he chose distressing songs? Um, I don't know about you, Mr Cartright, but I find bagpipe music distressing regardless of how well you play them and what song you choose.
So yeah... I'm prejudiceD against bagpipes. And I'm even of Scot heritage.The Telegraph has more~ ElisaPS. My father flat-out refuses to EVER don a kilt. Although, perhaps he'd reconsider if he were permitted to wear a paint brush as the sporran, which Hale and Pace did once... I can't find the exact sketch, but there are plenty of other funnies on YouTube.
